1 00:00:06,441 --> 00:00:08,091 Polar Opposites sold. The studio loved the pitch 2 00:00:08,095 --> 00:00:09,831 for the trilogy, and Paula wants me to write it. 3 00:00:09,835 --> 00:00:11,489 -This is incredible. -The thing is, 4 00:00:11,663 --> 00:00:13,023 I'd probably have to be out of town 5 00:00:13,143 --> 00:00:14,383 for a little bit for the shoot. 6 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:16,277 What if Kyle came and stayed for a while? 7 00:00:16,451 --> 00:00:18,061 Kyle! Kyle! 8 00:00:18,235 --> 00:00:19,758 Sam, have you heard from Jay? 9 00:00:20,107 --> 00:00:21,800 They're supposed to be back by now. I hope Pete's okay. 10 00:00:21,804 --> 00:00:22,892 This is really pushing it. 11 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:24,154 They landed 40 minutes ago. 12 00:00:24,328 --> 00:00:25,460 They'll be back any second. 13 00:00:25,634 --> 00:00:27,375 He's gonna be fine, Bertie. 14 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:29,116 Pete! 15 00:00:29,377 --> 00:00:31,031 How's he doing? 16 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,511 -Oh, no. -What? 17 00:00:33,685 --> 00:00:36,036 He's gone. 18 00:00:38,864 --> 00:00:40,214 Hey, what's going on? 19 00:00:40,431 --> 00:00:42,042 Oh, Jay's waiting to speak with Samantha. 20 00:00:42,216 --> 00:00:43,735 She's on the set of that holiday rom-com she wrote, 21 00:00:43,739 --> 00:00:44,914 Polar Opposites. 22 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:46,524 Which they filming in Australia, 23 00:00:46,829 --> 00:00:48,653 because of powerful force known as... tax credit. 24 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,529 There's my girl. 25 00:00:51,877 --> 00:00:54,141 Hey, babe. And any ghosts if you're in there. 26 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:56,578 Oh. Hey, living butler! 27 00:00:56,752 --> 00:00:58,712 She can't hear or see us on the video chat, Nancy. 28 00:00:58,971 --> 00:01:00,131 -Oh. -That feature 29 00:01:00,408 --> 00:01:01,974 they hopefully including in next update. 30 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:03,889 Has anyone seen Trevor? 31 00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:06,518 I tracked down that old issue of Maxim magazine he wanted. 32 00:01:06,544 --> 00:01:09,591 The one with sexy Marge Simpson on the cover. 33 00:01:09,765 --> 00:01:12,246 -Oh, hey, Sam. -Hey, Kyle! 34 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:14,067 -How's the ghost-sitting going? -Well, 35 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:16,467 I'm, uh, delivering cartoon smut 36 00:01:16,641 --> 00:01:19,166 to dead people, so... you know. 37 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:21,603 And Jay, any big Halloween plans? 38 00:01:21,864 --> 00:01:23,984 What's the latest on bringing Pete back with a séance? 39 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:26,082 Well, the good news is, I think Jerry's coming over 40 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,783 with a box of Pete's old belongings. 41 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,134 Jerry was Pete's best friend in life who cuckold him repeatedly. 42 00:01:31,874 --> 00:01:33,919 -He good guy. -Obviously, we don't know 43 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,494 if anything in there will be an item 44 00:01:35,617 --> 00:01:37,575 that was on Pete's person when he died. 45 00:01:37,836 --> 00:01:40,926 Jay texted Jerry to see if he had the arrow that killed Peter. 46 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,190 For a moment, there were little reply bubbles, 47 00:01:43,364 --> 00:01:44,887 and then no bubbles, and then, 48 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:47,933 Jerry just ha-ha'd Jay's weird text, and they moved on. 49 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,066 But even if we have something, we don't know 50 00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:51,459 if it'll bring Pete back. 51 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:53,273 I mean, technically, he wasn't sucked off. 52 00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:54,505 He disappeared. 53 00:01:54,723 --> 00:01:56,942 It's going to work. It has to work. 54 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:00,772 Man, somebody's got to have it. 55 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:07,562 Arondekar in the game. 56 00:02:07,823 --> 00:02:10,869 He fakes left, he goes strong to the hole! 57 00:02:11,043 --> 00:02:12,871 Too strong, boss. That was a sweet move. 58 00:02:13,045 --> 00:02:14,177 Blind sycophancy 59 00:02:14,438 --> 00:02:16,745 from your workers. Oh, I miss that. 60 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:19,574 Guess who's got a date with the hot guy from the gym? 61 00:02:19,835 --> 00:02:20,966 I did have to take 62 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,461 a pretty bad dive on a treadmill, 63 00:02:22,707 --> 00:02:24,796 -but he finally noticed me. -Nice. 64 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:26,403 -Where you going? -Oh, he's taking me 65 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:28,148 to this big Halloween party tonight. 66 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:30,062 Oof. Kyle, relay my oof. 67 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:32,195 Trevor's expressing some sort of concern. 68 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:34,110 Wait. What's he saying? 69 00:02:34,371 --> 00:02:36,064 He's saying that a Halloween party is the last place 70 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:37,548 you want to take this guy, because 71 00:02:37,722 --> 00:02:40,551 it's, uh, his words, "crawling with sexy... 72 00:02:40,725 --> 00:02:42,510 -lifeguards." -I died 73 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:45,513 during peak Baywatch. You insert your own specifics. 74 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:47,447 I hate to admit it, but No Pants has a point. 75 00:02:47,558 --> 00:02:50,082 Speaking of points, here's two more. 76 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:53,173 Arondekar backs down his defender. 77 00:02:53,347 --> 00:02:55,479 Fakes right. 78 00:02:58,221 --> 00:03:00,180 And they broke a mirror 79 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:02,834 on Halloween. 80 00:03:03,008 --> 00:03:05,097 That not good. 81 00:03:05,359 --> 00:03:06,664 Ooh. 82 00:03:06,969 --> 00:03:09,580 Big news, people. That guy Jerry just called Jay 83 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:11,074 and confirmed... he'll be by later 84 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,583 with a box of Pete's stuff! 85 00:03:12,757 --> 00:03:14,803 -We're bringing our boy back. -Oh. 86 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:16,544 So, it's actually happening. 87 00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:19,547 Maybe. If the box contains an item that Pete died with, 88 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:22,114 and if séances work on roamers who disappeared. 89 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:24,073 This is not the time for Lucid Flower. 90 00:03:24,247 --> 00:03:26,510 We need pie-in-the-sky, drug-riddled positivity 91 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:27,816 right now. 92 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:29,209 Let's go! 93 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:30,949 Ah! 94 00:03:31,123 --> 00:03:32,299 Oh, this isn't good. 95 00:03:32,473 --> 00:03:33,996 What are you talking about? 96 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:36,544 Pete once shared with me that if he ever got sucked off, 97 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:38,218 he didn't want to be brought back. 98 00:03:38,392 --> 00:03:41,612 He had a DNS... a "do not séance." 99 00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:43,745 Whoa. Why did he have that? 100 00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:45,312 Well, part of it was fear. 101 00:03:45,573 --> 00:03:47,223 Remember how Hetty's maid, who we brought back 102 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,445 that one year, told us that 103 00:03:48,619 --> 00:03:49,939 if she ever revealed any specifics 104 00:03:50,099 --> 00:03:51,883 about heaven, she would literally melt? 105 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:54,417 I mean, that's not such a big deal. I see that all the time. 106 00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:56,342 For instance, your face is melting right now. 107 00:03:56,453 --> 00:03:58,673 Regardless, we can't go through with this séance. 108 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:01,589 Okay, but Alberta seems really set on going through with it. 109 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:04,331 I know. It's going to be a tough talk. 110 00:04:04,505 --> 00:04:06,942 Well, maybe the box of Pete's belongings 111 00:04:07,116 --> 00:04:08,987 won't include an item that he died with. 112 00:04:09,161 --> 00:04:11,555 Or maybe a gas leak will blow up the house. 113 00:04:11,729 --> 00:04:13,557 Jay did break a mirror on Halloween. 114 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:16,734 True. We do have that going for us. 115 00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:19,215 Ah, hey, how'd it go? 116 00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:21,652 We found an incredible match. 117 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:24,002 -Yeah, we did. -What going on? 118 00:04:24,176 --> 00:04:26,918 Jay's been scouring antique stores across the Hudson Valley 119 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:28,746 in an attempt to hide from Samantha 120 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:30,400 that he broke her mirror. 121 00:04:30,661 --> 00:04:32,572 -Wow. That was quick work. -Right? Maybe even 122 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:34,361 quick enough to cancel any bad luck, 123 00:04:34,622 --> 00:04:36,707 because we immediately made things right with the universe. 124 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:38,321 Kind of like when Indy 125 00:04:38,582 --> 00:04:41,933 quickly switched out that golden statue for the bag of sand. 126 00:04:42,107 --> 00:04:44,414 But didn't that not work? And then, the temple crumbled, 127 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:46,788 and then Indy almost got squashed by that giant boulder. 128 00:04:46,808 --> 00:04:48,984 It's a... it's a good theory, Jay. 129 00:04:49,158 --> 00:04:51,378 And... voilà! 130 00:04:51,552 --> 00:04:54,381 Am I right? Sam's not gonna be able to tell. 131 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:56,296 Can you spot a difference? 132 00:04:56,470 --> 00:05:00,387 Well, I can spot one kind of m-major difference. 133 00:05:00,561 --> 00:05:03,477 Who are you? Where am I? 134 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:05,609 Is it the slightly lighter patina? 135 00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:07,785 I don't think she's gonna notice that. 136 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:10,310 There's a ghost in the mirror, Jay. 137 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:12,616 Seriously? 138 00:05:12,877 --> 00:05:16,359 Ghost in the mirror, people! Things are getting weird! 139 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,844 There's a ghost in the mirror? 140 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:25,178 Yeah, I was already a little creeped out by the ghosts. 141 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,413 And now this? 142 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:29,938 Mm-mm. Mark... out. 143 00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:32,549 You look so familiar. 144 00:05:32,723 --> 00:05:34,072 No, it can't be. 145 00:05:34,246 --> 00:05:35,846 Well, I can assure you we have never met. 146 00:05:35,857 --> 00:05:37,206 Yeah. 147 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:40,775 You used to live here, but you had, um... 148 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:42,211 mustache. 149 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:44,692 Oh, my God. 150 00:05:44,866 --> 00:05:46,084 Margaret. 151 00:05:46,258 --> 00:05:48,217 Hetty. 152 00:05:48,391 --> 00:05:49,523 You two know each other? 153 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:51,438 That's my sister. 154 00:05:51,612 --> 00:05:54,615 This is your mustachioed sister Margaret? 155 00:05:54,789 --> 00:05:56,399 I don't get it. Why the nickname? 156 00:05:56,573 --> 00:05:59,097 Ah. So, apparently, mirror ghost is Hetty's sister. 157 00:05:59,271 --> 00:06:00,838 Okay. 158 00:06:01,186 --> 00:06:03,493 Well, that sounds more strange coincidence than ominous. 159 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:05,626 How on earth did you find yourself 160 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,323 in this terrible predicament? 161 00:06:07,497 --> 00:06:09,804 -It was all Hetty's fault. -What?! 162 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:11,658 There may be some beef between the sisters. 163 00:06:11,719 --> 00:06:13,199 For one, Hetty seems to be responsible 164 00:06:13,285 --> 00:06:14,965 for Margaret getting trapped in the mirror. 165 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:17,681 Ah, come on, ghosts. Let's keep it light this year. 166 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:19,640 The year was 1890. 167 00:06:19,988 --> 00:06:23,121 I was dying from a toothache, which was common at the time. 168 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:25,646 Is there anything else you can do, Doctor? 169 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:28,344 -There is one last thing. -What is that? 170 00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:29,954 A miracle elixir? 171 00:06:30,128 --> 00:06:32,000 It's shaving cream. This soup strainer's 172 00:06:32,174 --> 00:06:33,610 been driving me nuts. 173 00:06:33,784 --> 00:06:36,570 She should be presentable to meet her maker. 174 00:06:36,744 --> 00:06:38,049 I'm bereft. 175 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:42,576 Please do not think any less of me 176 00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:44,708 for requiring the aid of medicinal cocaine. 177 00:06:44,882 --> 00:06:47,407 How could I? I prescribed it. 178 00:06:47,668 --> 00:06:49,017 Although, can't it wait? 179 00:06:49,191 --> 00:06:50,711 Those mirrors are covered for a reason. 180 00:06:50,801 --> 00:06:53,064 If her spirit catches even a glimpse of itself, 181 00:06:53,238 --> 00:06:57,417 she would end up trapped inside, possibly for all eternity. 182 00:06:57,678 --> 00:07:00,594 Oh, please, that is just an old wives' tale. 183 00:07:01,508 --> 00:07:03,074 It was not an old wives' tale. 184 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:04,946 My spirit left my body, 185 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:08,515 I saw my reflection, and, whoosh, in I went. 186 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:10,865 That's why you don't have your mustache. 187 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:12,823 -Not the main takeaway, but yes. -So, 188 00:07:13,084 --> 00:07:14,964 basically, if a spirit sees itself in the mirror 189 00:07:15,043 --> 00:07:16,261 at the moment when you die, 190 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:18,250 it gets trapped, and that happened because 191 00:07:18,263 --> 00:07:20,657 Hetty was snorting lines next to Margaret's deathbed. 192 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:22,616 -Mm-hmm. That's our girl. -Okay. 193 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:24,661 There is no way that I could have known 194 00:07:24,922 --> 00:07:27,098 that superstition would end up being true. 195 00:07:27,359 --> 00:07:28,448 You were warned many times. 196 00:07:28,622 --> 00:07:30,014 It was a commonly held belief. 197 00:07:30,188 --> 00:07:31,788 -You just never listened. -Well, 198 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:33,888 we believed a lot of crazy stuff back then. 199 00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:37,282 We thought your uterus could fly out during a bumpy train ride. 200 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,719 That was also true! 201 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:40,808 I don't have to take this. You, 202 00:07:40,982 --> 00:07:42,462 Living who apparently can see ghosts, 203 00:07:42,723 --> 00:07:43,985 storm me out of here! 204 00:07:44,246 --> 00:07:45,987 As angrily as you can. 205 00:07:46,161 --> 00:07:48,990 Uh... okay. 206 00:07:50,165 --> 00:07:52,341 I don't understand. Where are all the girls? 207 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:53,773 It's actually a pretty interesting strategy 208 00:07:53,777 --> 00:07:54,648 Bela's come up with. 209 00:07:54,822 --> 00:07:56,084 Per your warning, 210 00:07:56,432 --> 00:07:58,303 she was concerned about taking this Evan guy 211 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,305 to a party full of sexy chicks. 212 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:03,961 So, she threw her own party and invited only dudes. 213 00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:06,616 All dudes? On Halloween? 214 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:08,096 This is a travesty. 215 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:11,099 Thor calling party... the Halloweiner. 216 00:08:11,273 --> 00:08:15,451 Is clever combination of "Halloween" and "weiner." 217 00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:18,323 Oh, damn it, that's good! 218 00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:20,021 It's funny. 219 00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:21,515 I see you at the gym all the time, 220 00:08:21,631 --> 00:08:23,111 but I never see you working out. 221 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:25,374 Oh, I only go when I run out of body wash. 222 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:26,767 Kidding. 223 00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:28,388 I also go to watch Real Housewives. 224 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,074 I don't pay for cable. 225 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:31,336 You're hilarious. 226 00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:33,295 Why don't I, uh, get us some drinks? 227 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:35,384 -Okay. -Okay. 228 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:38,126 Thor think these two destined to lay together tonight. 229 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:39,867 Shall be a most successful 230 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:41,477 Halloweiner. 231 00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:44,524 Amanda, you look amazing. 232 00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:46,221 What the hell are you doing here? 233 00:08:46,395 --> 00:08:47,875 Is that Amanda from Jay's restaurant? 234 00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:50,094 She cleans up nice. 235 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:53,184 It's easy to clean up nice. 236 00:08:53,358 --> 00:08:57,058 What's tough is looking hot dirty. 237 00:08:57,232 --> 00:08:58,969 Gabe told me everyone from the restaurant had 238 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:00,278 to come scare people 239 00:09:00,496 --> 00:09:02,189 because you were doing another haunted house. 240 00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:03,974 I'm gonna get you guys when you least expect it. 241 00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:06,807 Gabe, you moron, I invited you to a party. 242 00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:08,635 The haunted house was last year. 243 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:11,333 -Ah, dang. I missed it? -No. 244 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:12,552 You were there. 245 00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:14,379 Now, Amanda, I do kind of need you 246 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,207 -to scram, so... -Amanda? 247 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:17,513 Oh, my God, Evan? 248 00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:19,559 We went to Wesleyan together. 249 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:22,387 -We played Ultimate Frisbee. -Oh, my God. 250 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:24,041 That's so crazy. 251 00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:25,608 It's too bad you can't stay. 252 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:27,654 Hey, remember when Davis 253 00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:29,148 floated me that scoober, and I had 254 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:30,620 to pancake-catch it to beat Amherst? 255 00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:33,181 Uh, yeah. You were incredible that game. 256 00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:34,791 Stop it. You were 257 00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:36,880 -incredible. -No, you stop it. 258 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:39,100 -Yeah, guys, stop it. -Two people 259 00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:40,623 shall be lying together tonight, 260 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:44,496 but Thor fear one shall not be Bela. 261 00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:48,152 Hetty, we just wanted to see how you're doing. 262 00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:51,416 Fine. I know how to keep a stiff upper lip, 263 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,288 which is much better than a hairy one. 264 00:09:53,462 --> 00:09:55,507 Ah, damn that doctor for ruining my insults. 265 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:56,987 Listen, Hetty, 266 00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:58,293 everyone makes mistakes. 267 00:09:58,467 --> 00:09:59,729 So you consigned your sister 268 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:01,731 to a mirror for 130 years. 269 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:03,559 I once sneezed 270 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,430 and accidentally shot and killed Nigel. 271 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,298 You also sneezed and lost Patience to the dirt, 272 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:08,742 where she proceeded to lose her mind. 273 00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:10,716 Okay, yeah, but we're not doing me right now. 274 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:12,220 The point is, is you have a chance 275 00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:13,957 to repair your relationship with your sister. 276 00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:15,963 I don't want to repair the relationship. 277 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:19,096 What you don't know is that Margaret ruined my life. 278 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:21,011 What are you talking about? 279 00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:23,971 Do you remember the painter that I was madly in love with? 280 00:10:24,145 --> 00:10:26,843 The one that my father forbade me from seeing again? 281 00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:29,454 Of course. You let him paint your bare ankle. 282 00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:32,457 I mean, I was cool with Andy Warhol taking Polaroids 283 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,850 of me doing naked cartwheels, 284 00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:36,810 but for you, ankle was a very big deal. 285 00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:39,551 Well, it was Margaret who reported our romance 286 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,945 to my father. 287 00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:44,165 It was my one chance at love, 288 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:46,602 and she took it from me. 289 00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,256 That sounds truly awful, Hetty. 290 00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:50,602 And I can't imagine how tough that all must have been. 291 00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:52,173 But she is your sister. 292 00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:54,067 As a ghost, I witnessed you two as children, 293 00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:55,916 and early on, you were quite close. 294 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:58,309 I haven't thought about those days in ages. 295 00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:00,834 Oh, come on. Don't you remember the pranks you would pull? 296 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,400 Hiding your father's watch 297 00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,134 in the butler's pocket to get him fired? 298 00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:05,708 Oh. More than fired. I believe 299 00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:08,189 Henrick ended up on a chain gang in Appalachia. 300 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,278 Oh, no, I hear you. 301 00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:11,975 We did have fun. 302 00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:14,017 All I'm saying is that you've been given the rare chance 303 00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:15,981 for a fresh start, and I think you should take it. 304 00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:18,286 I suppose you might have a point. 305 00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:19,504 Great. 306 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,941 Now imagine this, 307 00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:23,291 but with my hoo-ha totally out. 308 00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:25,989 Ooh. 309 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,644 Didn't have to imagine it. 310 00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:33,910 Okay, could this old VCR work to bring Pete back at the séance? 311 00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:35,390 We think it has to be something 312 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,435 that was on his person when he died, so, 313 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,047 unless he got shot in the neck while rewinding The Goonies, 314 00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:41,875 -this is not gonna get it done. -Ooh. 315 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:44,312 -What about these glasses? -Those seem promising. 316 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:46,183 I mean, are we even sure 317 00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:48,968 -those are the ones he died in? -Those are the ones. 318 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,448 I recognize the scratch on the lens. 319 00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:52,142 I looked past them every time I would stare 320 00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:54,061 into Pete's beautiful baby browns. 321 00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,280 Alberta's positive these are the right glasses. 322 00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:59,109 Okay, great. Well, I'll go get the séance candles, 323 00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,416 which is a sentence I've said way too many times 324 00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,287 since moving into this house. 325 00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:06,508 Wait. L-Look, I didn't say anything before because 326 00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,636 I didn't know if we were going to be able to find an object, 327 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:12,253 but I know for a fact that Pete had a Do Not Séance. 328 00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:13,994 He didn't want to be brought back. 329 00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:15,909 -Why not? -He was afraid he'd say too much 330 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:18,912 about the after-after-life and melt. 331 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:21,784 -A Do Not Séance? Oh, come on. -Ooh. 332 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,308 I kind of get it. Pete was a famous over-sharer. 333 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:25,832 And a travel agent. 334 00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:27,834 What if they had little hotel soaps up there? 335 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:31,576 Or in-room dining, or the 24-hour fitness center? 336 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,622 You don't think he'd be raving about those? 337 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:36,016 This is ridiculous. Even if he did have a Do Not Séance, 338 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,582 that was before we were dating. 339 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,933 I know Pete, and there's nothing he wouldn't risk 340 00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:41,238 to make it back to me. 341 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:42,631 But, again, he could melt. 342 00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:44,285 Like the Nazis in Raiders. 343 00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:45,906 Which I know is a movie Pete liked, 344 00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,763 but probably not one he would want to reenact. 345 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,856 You wouldn't be doing this for Pete, Alberta. 346 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:52,728 You'd be doing this for yourself, and it's selfish. 347 00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,208 -How dare you. -How dare you! 348 00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:56,297 Whoa. He turn it around on her. 349 00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:57,994 Powerful use of repetition. 350 00:12:58,168 --> 00:12:59,430 I lost someone 351 00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:01,345 that was very special to me, 352 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:03,783 and I never even got the chance to say goodbye. 353 00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:05,741 This is my chance. 354 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:09,136 We are doing this séance, and that's final. 355 00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:16,970 Huh. A well-thumbed TV Guide 356 00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:19,024 with Loni Anderson on the cover. Kind of random. 357 00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:22,105 Yeah, you're probably going to want to put that down. 358 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,718 Hello, sister. 359 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:29,199 Have you thought of some new way to ruin my afterlife? 360 00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:32,333 Perhaps you'd like to move me to the bathroom? 361 00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,726 No. I've come to talk. 362 00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,621 Why has the constable been called? 363 00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:38,643 Are there some deadbeat Irish about 364 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,297 to be evicted by the homeowners? 365 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:43,692 Oh, no, uh, there's a costume party downstairs. 366 00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,607 It's Halloween. 367 00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,827 Is it? 368 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,830 Uh... 369 00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:53,180 Well, as I was saying... 370 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,443 Henrietta, I can see 371 00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,706 that you're extending an olive branch. 372 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,708 I propose a fresh start. 373 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:03,059 You mean we just sweep our difficult histories 374 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:06,497 under the rug and move on like nothing happened? 375 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,238 I love it. 376 00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,849 Come, sister, 377 00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:13,983 so that we may join our hands in a gesture of peace. 378 00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:26,866 Ah! 379 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,781 Now that feels much better. 380 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:38,790 I don't understand! What happened to our fresh start? 381 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,749 I don't want a fresh start. 382 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,534 I only pretended when I found out it was Halloween, 383 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:46,842 the one day where the veil between worlds is thin enough 384 00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,626 to allow passage through the mirror. 385 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,498 Then why not just come out? 386 00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:53,022 Why condemn me to this prison? 387 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,851 Because the mirror is one in, one out, so get comfortable. 388 00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,675 But I thought we were forgiving each other. 389 00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:59,420 Oh. 390 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:02,902 No, Henrietta. What you did to me was unforgivable. 391 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:05,556 Trapping you was an accident! 392 00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:08,472 Again, we had a lot of weird superstitions back then. 393 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:09,865 We thought riding a bicycle 394 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,649 could change the shape of your face. 395 00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:15,392 -We called it "bicycle face." -Well, that was also true! 396 00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:17,655 It happened to my friend Windswept Wendy. 397 00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,396 But I'm not talking about the mirror. 398 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,090 I'm talking about something much worse. 399 00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:22,922 -What? What did I do? -Well, 400 00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:25,016 if you don't remember, I'm not going to tell you. 401 00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,392 You'll have a lifetime in the mirror to figure it out. 402 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:30,190 Meanwhile, I'll be far, far away. 403 00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:32,627 Au revoir. 404 00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,803 Wendy wasn't windswept. 405 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,848 She was just losing weight! 406 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:39,895 She had a parasite! 407 00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:42,942 Okay, so, according to the instructions that Sam sent me, 408 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:45,074 I say the incantation, and then, 409 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:47,990 everybody holds hands and repeats after me. 410 00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:51,515 "Spirit, spirit, draw in near. 411 00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:53,735 From beyond, join us here." 412 00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:56,216 "Spirit, spirit, draw in near. 413 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,696 From beyond, join us here." 414 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:01,264 Ooh. 415 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,315 Pete! 416 00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,317 I missed you all so much. 417 00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:11,753 Especially you, Bertie. 418 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:14,234 I knew you'd feel that way. 419 00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:16,232 I'm so happy to see you all, I'm not even 420 00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:19,891 gonna miss my nightly turn down service with Swiss choc... 421 00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:26,768 That worst thing Thor ever see, which is saying something! 422 00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:29,379 No! 423 00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:31,991 "Spirit, spirit, draw in near." 424 00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:35,603 -Stop! -Uh, what is it, Alberta? 425 00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:36,865 We can't do this. 426 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,259 Sass was right. 427 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,174 I wasn't doing this for Pete. 428 00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:43,089 I was doing this for myself. 429 00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:44,699 But it's just... 430 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,222 It's too risky. 431 00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:48,311 I know this must be really hard, 432 00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:50,661 but you're making the right call. 433 00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,315 We're all gonna miss Pete so much, 434 00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:55,101 but we're gonna get through it together. 435 00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,451 We love you, Bertie. 436 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,194 Kyle, what's going on? Fill me in, bro. 437 00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,848 Oh, sorry. Uh, Alberta changed her mind. 438 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,721 -She doesn't want to do it anymore. -Oh. 439 00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:09,985 So why are we still holding hands? 440 00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:11,726 I don't know. 441 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,209 Looking good, you guys. You heading 442 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:17,949 to the Catalina Wine Mixer? 443 00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:20,078 Oh, is that a reference to the film Step Brothers? 444 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,693 I've never seen it. Uh, Jay just told me to wear this costume. 445 00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:24,739 -So how's it going here? -Bad. 446 00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,306 Evan and Amanda have been bonding 447 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,264 over Ultimate Frisbee for the last half hour. 448 00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:29,700 Ugh. All I want is a guy 449 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,180 who won't abandon me 450 00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,095 at a party I threw just to trap him. 451 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,706 Is that too much to ask? 452 00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:38,796 Oh, my God, Margaret. 453 00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:41,625 -You're out of the mirror! -Yes. 454 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,845 My sister and I made amends, 455 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,890 and I suppose being released from that 456 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,763 emotional prison released me from my physical one, as well. 457 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:51,809 Wow. Hetty must be so happy. Where is she? 458 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,768 She had to walk it off. 459 00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:55,770 The vulnerability took a toll. 460 00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:57,424 Okay, so, 461 00:17:57,598 --> 00:18:00,035 fun update. Uh, Margaret made up with Hetty, 462 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:01,993 and it released her from the mirror. 463 00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:03,299 Well, that's amazing. 464 00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:05,519 Thank you all for your hospitality, 465 00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:08,174 but I think I should join my beloved sister 466 00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:09,392 on her constitutional. 467 00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,264 I'm catching up here, 468 00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,048 but are you saying that that ghost lady 469 00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,226 -who was stuck in the mirror got out? -Yeah, 470 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:17,396 but it still kind of feels like the mirror is vaguely cursed. 471 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,160 I wonder if that antique store takes returns. 472 00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:20,577 Or exchanges. 473 00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:22,438 Kyle, perhaps you could look for a mirror 474 00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:25,887 that has, say, a buff paleontologist in it? 475 00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:27,671 The mirror was final sale, but 476 00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:30,245 for my holiday rate, I could drop it off at the dump for you. 477 00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:31,632 Halloween counts as a holiday? 478 00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:33,677 Do I have to pay for your mileage, too? 479 00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:36,027 Jay, come on. Of course you do. 480 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:40,423 Alberta, we know you sad 481 00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:43,426 because you not get to see Pete one last time. 482 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,950 Yeah, I guess I just wanted a little closure. 483 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,215 And now, his death day's coming up next week. 484 00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,739 That's gonna be a hard milestone. 485 00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:55,743 Well, we looked through that box of stuff Jerry brought, 486 00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:59,486 and it turned out there was a tape in that VCR. 487 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:02,924 It's a TV spot that ran locally in the early '80s. 488 00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:09,318 Howdy, friends. 489 00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:10,758 I'm Pete Martino, 490 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,195 and I want to help you get where you're going. 491 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:14,849 -Oh. -Whether it's beautiful Sicily, 492 00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:18,287 or vibrant Havana, here at Randuzzo Travel, 493 00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,464 we specialize in vacations so incredible, 494 00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:25,381 a surprising number of our clients never return. 495 00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,253 Phone call for you, Pete. It's a... 496 00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:29,690 It's a client with a problem. 497 00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:32,345 I need to take this, because at Randuzzo Travel, 498 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,695 you're not just a customer. You're... 499 00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,523 -famiglia. -Famiglia. 500 00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,089 Bye now. 501 00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:42,964 Bye, Pete. 502 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:46,141 How did he not know he was in the mob? 503 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:49,971 Yeah, child, the signs were all there. 504 00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:52,191 You want me to take anything else 505 00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:53,845 to the dump while I'm making the trip? 506 00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,106 The dump?! 507 00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:57,544 I'm good. Hey, what about Canadian Thanksgiving? 508 00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:59,241 Does that trigger your holiday rate? 509 00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,548 I have a cousin from Edmonton, so, yes. 510 00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:02,940 Duly noted. 511 00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:06,422 Oh! Put me down! Unhand me. Unhand me! 512 00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:08,859 I don't want to go to the dump! 513 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:16,432 Kyle! Ghosts! Somebody help! 514 00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:18,304 You watch where you touch me, you pervert! 515 00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:21,132 Hetty! What are you doing in the mirror? 516 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,047 Oh, Trevor, my sister tricked me, 517 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,615 and now these goons are trying to get rid of me. 518 00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:32,535 What the hell, Gabe?! 519 00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:33,797 Hetty?! 520 00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,235 Damn it. Another seven years bad luck. 521 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:40,108 Got that Knicks championship in just in time. 522 00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:50,118 Captioning sponsored by CBS 523 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:53,687 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org